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So, it's Ellie. 

What the fuck? Are you serious?

This is a den¹ of testosterone.

You can't invite a girl to a place like this!

Well, ________1__________.

She's not gonna talk about xbox, and I'm gonna be sitting here being like "Oh, I have to fart but maybe I can't right now." She'd better have some hot friends. Open the door. I don't care. I'm getting wasted.

Is that ice cream? 

Yeah, peanut² butter chocolate.

Give me the ice cream.

No! I need it. My girl broke up with me. 

What are you? Bridget Jones?

Give me the ice cream. 

Back up, little man.

No one gets ice cream! We're going out.

If you're single, we're staying single with you, man.

Hey, you guys want a mint³? 

That's a weird⁴ mint, dude.

That's because it's a boner pill.

You got 4 hours to drink like Keith Richards and still get hard.

I think I took too much Viagra. ___________2____________.

Hey, just get horizontal⁵. 

Get horizontal? This is the stupidest idea I've ever...

Wait, bro, it's actually working!

Yeah, I know. Of course it is.

That girl is staring at you at the end of the bar.

I was so not gonna do that. I was gonna make you wait like 40 days.

I was gonna make you wait too. Then I realized... I'm a dude.

We're not supposed to see them more than twice in one week and you're seeing this chick twice in one day!

That's some "girlfriend" shit.

Some, "I have a girlfriend" shit.

What's the deal with you and Chelsea?

What are you doing here anyway?

What the fuck? - What the fuck?!

Hey, it's doesn't mean what you think it means⁶. 

It doesn't?

Oh, what does our relationship means to you, Daniel?

Wait. You guys are in a relationship?

I've been trying to pretend⁷ that things haven't changed.

Hey, come here, man.

You do not hug me with no pants on. 

You're right, respect.

I love the way she laugh. I love the way we fit together in bed. 

___________3_____________.

That's really good!

I love that! 

I love that either!

Yeah man! 

So run and tell her that!

I am doing it!

Man, you're doing it! Oh, shit! Dude!

I don't know what to do,man. You've got to help me.

Where's she out right now? 

I think she's up town in some dress-up party.

Well, then, you're gonna be the guy who dresses up.

So, it's a different kind of dress-up party.

What are you wearing? 

Rock out with, um... It's not my real cock⁸, though...

Clearly.

So, these are my parents.

I'm just gonna pretend this is not happening. Hi. 

It's a cocktail⁹!

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