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幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗?

时间:2017-03-20 04:26:27

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   幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗?

  A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
  文学课上,一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师说还没有看过那本书。
  "What a surprise," said the student. “It has been published for several months.”
  “太让人吃惊了,”这个学生说,“这本书已经出版好几个月了。”
  "Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?” asked the teacher.
  “那么你看过莎士比亚的《哈姆雷特》吗?”老师问。
  "No,”said the student.
  “没有。”学生回答道。
  "What a pity ! You’d better hurry,for it has been published for several hundred years.”
  “太遗憾了!你最好快点儿,因为这本书已经出版了好几百年了。”

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0 published 8f888fedf6bd5ff7c93c6d76bb8dc21c     
v.出版( publish的过去式和过去分词 );(在互联网上)发表;公布;在报刊)发表
参考例句:
  • The findings of the commission will be published today. 委员会的调查结果将于今天公布。
  • His diary was not published during his lifetime. 他的日记在他生前未曾发表过。
0 student Wtvw3     
n.学生;研究生;学者
参考例句:
  • He is not a student.他不是一个学生。
  • He stayed a student all his life.他终生都是一名学者。
0     
参考例句:
0 hot ucDxE     
adj.热的,炎热的
参考例句:
  • I am hot and thirsty!我又热又渴!
  • It is usually hot in summer.夏天天气通常是热的。
0 literature y8Xzs     
n.文学,文学作品;文献,图书资料
参考例句:
  • He gave up medicine and took to literature.他放弃医学,开始从事文学。
  • That was the high summer of English literature.那是英国文学的黄金时代。
0 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词;conj.有
参考例句:
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意!
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
0 years 75aeb98e5241592ad6a6c2c4c78a16ef     
n.年( year的名词复数 );年纪;一年的期间;某年级的学生
参考例句:
  • She is still very active, in spite of her advancing years. 她尽管年事渐高,仍然十分活跃。
  • Travelling in Europe was something of an anticlimax after the years he'd spent in Africa. 他在非洲生活了多年,到欧洲旅行真是有点太平淡了。
0 pity j2az6     
n.遗憾,同情,可惜;v.同情,怜悯
参考例句:
  • I pity him from the bottom of my heart.我从心里怜悯他。
  • It was a pity that the weather was so bad.天气这样恶劣,真遗憾。
0 months da36cfaf48b9e19896e23e1207040d1e     
n.月( month的名词复数 );一个月的时间;复数months: 数月;很长时间
参考例句:
  • Their marriage was annulled after just six months. 他们的婚姻仅过半年就宣告取消。
  • Paris was besieged for four months and forced to surrender. 巴黎被围困了四个月后被迫投降。
0 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句:
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
0 hundred ncsxZ     
num.百,一百;(pl.)许多;adj.一百的;许多
参考例句:
  • One hundred centimeters make one meter.一百厘米等于一米。
  • I want some hundred dollar notes.我想要一些百元纸币。
0 novel o0ayi     
n.小说,长篇故事;adj.新奇的,异常的
参考例句:
  • She spent a peaceful afternoon by the river,reading a novel.她在河边看小说,度过了一个宁静的下午。
  • She finished writing her novel.她完成了她的小说。
0 better yoLyT     
adj.更好的(good和well的比较级);更熟练的;好的;健康的; adv.更好地;更妥;更恰当
参考例句:
  • I know you better than him.我了解你胜过了解他。
  • She is better at singing.她更擅长于歌唱。
0 several STMzb     
adj.几个,若干,数个;各个的,各自的
参考例句:
  • Words often have several meanings.单词往往有若干个意思。
  • Several new members have come into the club since last year.自去年以来,又有些新成员加入了俱乐部。