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英语笑话－A Blonde For Ever

时间：2009-09-08 08:13:57

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There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided1 to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding2 his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd! If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. Out of the blue, she blurts3 out "352!" He is stunned4 but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back?"

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1 decided lvqzZd     
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
2 herding herding     
中畜群
参考例句：
  • The little boy is herding the cattle. 这个小男孩在放牛。
  • They have been herding cattle on the tableland for generations. 他们世世代代在这高原上放牧。
3 blurts 07830dc8bb7d77ee3213fc1246c343a2     
v.突然说出，脱口而出( blurt的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
  • He blurts out all he hears. 他漏嘴说出了他听到的一切。 来自辞典例句
  • If a user blurts out an interesting idea, ask "What problem would that solve for you?" 如果用户不假思索地冒出一个有趣的想法，则询问他：“这可以解决哪些问题？” 来自互联网
4 stunned 735ec6d53723be15b1737edd89183ec2     
adj. 震惊的，惊讶的 动词stun的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
  • The fall stunned me for a moment. 那一下摔得我昏迷了片刻。
  • The leaders of the Kopper Company were then stunned speechless. 科伯公司的领导们当时被惊得目瞪口呆。