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英语笑话-A Blind Beggar 醉汉和盲人乞丐

时间：2010-01-18 09:02:11

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A Blind Beggar

There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money.

A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.

After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check if it was genuine.

The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, “You’re gonna die! How dare you cheat me…”

The blind man, not wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, “Hey man, I’m sorry,

I’m just here to replace my friend who really is blind. He went to the bathroom, and should be right back… Actually… I’m mute.”

“Oh, oh, in that case...” whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.

醉汉和盲人乞丐

在路边一个盲人乞丐戴着墨镜在街上行乞。一个醉汉走过来，觉得他可怜，就扔了一百元给他。

走了一段路，醉汉一回头，恰好看见那个盲人正对着太阳分辨那张百元大抄的真假。

醉汉过来一把夺回钱道：“你不想活了，竟敢骗老子！”

盲人乞丐一脸委屈说：“大哥，真对不起啊，我是替一个朋友在这看一下，他是个瞎子，去上厕所了，其实我是个哑巴。”

“哦，是这样子啊！”于是醉汉扔下钱， 又摇摇晃晃地走了……

英语笑话


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0 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
0 drunk LuozL6     
adj.醉酒的；(喻)陶醉的；n.酗酒者，醉汉
参考例句：
  • People who drives when they are drunk should be heavily penalised.醉酒驾车的人应受重罚。
  • She found him drunk when she came home at night.她晚上回家时，经常发现他醉醺醺的。
0 blind SRgye     
adj.盲目的，瞎的；n.百叶窗；v.使失明
参考例句：
  • He is blind in the left eye.他的左眼是瞎的。
  • The blind live in the dark.盲人在黑暗中生活。
0 thinking ggzz2u     
n.思考，思想；adj.思考的，有理性的；vbl.想，思考
参考例句：
  • All thinking men will protest against it.凡是有思想的人都会抗议这件事。
  • Thinking is mainly performed with words and other symbols.思想主要是用言语和其他符号来表达的。
0 cheat fUzyP     
n.骗子，欺骗行为；v.欺骗，作弊
参考例句：
  • You mustn't cheat in the exam.你不准在考试中作弊。
  • You can not cheat me in any case.无论如何你是骗不了我的。
0 sunglasses jhQzQQ     
n.太阳眼镜，墨镜
参考例句：
  • You had better wear sunglasses in summer.夏天你最好带太阳镜。
  • He looks very cool in sunglasses.他戴上太阳镜真酷。
0 case UOEzy     
n.箱，盒，橱；事；病例；案例；情形
参考例句：
  • I'll take your case.我将接你的案子。
  • This is a case of fever.这是一发烧的病例。
0 check ROxzn     
v.检查；核对
参考例句：
  • Check the dictionary by yourself!自己去查字典吧！
  • Who will check up this machine?谁来检测这台机器？
0 just M3rxN     
adv.仅仅，只是；刚刚
参考例句：
  • He is just a child.他只是个孩子。
  • We just missed the train.我们正好没有赶上火车。
0 retorted d09b850748b7396642d4e02ce210c1c6     
反驳( retort的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
  • She retorted upon me, saying I was to blame. 她反驳我，说我才应该受责备。
  • She retorted upon him, saying he was to blame. 她反驳他，说他不好。
0 steps fca3ffea6534176432f58b5a22ed22e1     
n.级别( step的名词复数 )；脚步；步骤；步伐v.举步，行走，跨步( step的第三人称单数 )；离开(along)；（尤指马）轻快地走；（跳舞时）合着节拍走
参考例句：
  • Steps have been taken to ameliorate the situation. 已经采取措施以改善局面。
  • a toddler's first few halting steps 学步幼儿的蹒跚脚步
0 feel aklxj     
v.感觉，觉得；触摸
参考例句：
  • How do you feel now?你感觉怎么样？
  • I feel bad this morning.今天早晨我感觉不舒服。
0 wearing aetzd3     
adj.使人疲乏的，令人厌烦的v.穿着( wear的现在分词 )；磨成；使疲乏；同意
参考例句：
  • He was wearing a carnation in his buttonhole. 他在扣眼里插了一朵康乃馨。
  • She was wearing a cream-coloured suit. 她身着一身米色套装。
0 went 9gjw5     
v.go的过去式
参考例句：
  • We often went fishing last year.去年我们经常去钓鱼。
  • She went upstairs at once.她立即上楼去了。
0 genuine e6gy3     
adj.真的，非人造的；真诚的，真心的
参考例句：
  • On further examination it was found that the signature was not genuine.经过进一步的调查发现签名不是真的。
  • As time went on,a genuine friendship grew up between us.随着时间的推移，我们之间产生了一种真挚的友情。
0 dollars 2face219b9e0ace4e7841fb7019d658d     
n.元（美国、加拿大、澳大利亚等国货币单位）( dollar的名词复数 )；一元纸[硬]币；美元（币值）
参考例句：
  • a con man who bilked investors out of millions of dollars 诈取投资者几百万元的骗子
  • The loan was denominated in US dollars. 这笔贷款是以美元计算的。
0 mute hFox0     
n.哑子，默音字母，弱音器；adj.哑的，无声的，沉默的；vt.减音，减弱；vi.（鸟）排泄
参考例句：
  • He is mute on the subject of social system.他对社会制度的问题保持沉默。
  • Her daughter was mute after a serious illness.她的女儿在一场重病之后失去了说话能力。
0 hundred ncsxZ     
num.百，一百；（pl.）许多；adj.一百的；许多
参考例句：
  • One hundred centimeters make one meter.一百厘米等于一米。
  • I want some hundred dollar notes.我想要一些百元纸币。
0 threw po1w6     
v.投( throw的过去式 )；掷；扔；抛
参考例句：
  • He threw away my letter, thinking it was just more election bumf. 他扔掉我的信，以为那不过又是些选举传单。
  • He threw the paper onto the fire and it flew up the chimney. 他把那张纸扔进火里，纸飘进了烟道。
0 turned e5412b8b872f9bbe68d8e825dd9f1d5c     
v.（使）转动( turn的过去式和过去分词 )；旋转；（使）改变方向；（使）不适
参考例句：
  • He always plays his stereo with the bass turned right up. 他放立体声音响时总把低音调得很大。
  • His lawyer turned to address the bench. 他的律师转身对法官讲话。
0 holding DrnzSl     
n.佃户租种的土地；所有物（如土地、债券、股份等）；私有财产；（因其热情、精力或决心等）阻拦不住某人v.拿( hold的现在分词)；认为；包含；容纳
参考例句：
  • He was debarred from holding public office. 他被禁止担任公职。
  • She was holding a large box. 她提着一只大箱子。
0 really 9TqxT     
adv.真正地，实际上，实际上；很；实，其实
参考例句：
  • I really have to go.我确实得走了。
  • He's really a paper tiger.他实际上只是一个纸老虎。
0 friend whwxz     
n.朋友；支持者；同伴
参考例句：
  • My new friend is called Peter.我的新朋友叫彼得。
  • The friend saw everything.同伴目击一切。
0 snatched 8f6583a530f8b71d49187c1b54230c0e     
突然伸手拿取，攫取，抓住( snatch的过去式和过去分词 )； 抓紧时间做； 乘机获得； 夺去
参考例句：
  • The boy snatched a piece of cake and ate it hungrily. 男孩抢过一块饼便贪婪地吃起来。
  • The thief snatched her handbag and ran. 盗贼抢了她的手提包就跑。
0 stumbled 751eb0f28b037bba254403e21733879c     
v.（不顺畅地）说( stumble的过去式和过去分词 )；跌跌撞撞地走；绊脚；（说话、演奏等）出错
参考例句：
  • I stumbled and sprained my ankle. 我摔了一跤，把脚脖子扭了。
  • The child stumbled and fell. 孩子绊了一下，摔倒了。
0 feeling DtgzMr     
n.感觉，知觉，感情
参考例句：
  • I am feeling better now.我现在觉得好些了。
  • I'm feeling kind of tired.我感到有点累。
0 dare qybxH     
n.敢，挑战；aux.敢；vi.敢；vt.敢于，勇于面对
参考例句：
  • He didn't dare to look at her in the face.他不敢正眼看她。
  • How dare you?Take your hand off me at once.放肆！马上把你的手挪开。
0 bathroom yQgyw     
n.浴室；盥洗室，卫生间
参考例句：
  • There is a shower in the bathroom.浴室里有淋浴器。
  • What were you doing in the bathroom?你在卫生间干什么？
0 sunlight ts3wM     
n.日光，阳光，日照
参考例句：
  • The room was flooded with warm and golden sunlight.房间充满着温暖、金色的阳光。
  • In the bright sunlight she had to narrow her eyes.在强烈阳光下她必须眯着双眼。
0 money zwEyI     
n.钱，财产，货币
参考例句：
  • We need some more money.我们还需要些钱。
  • His money comes mainly from business.他的钱财主要来自经商。
0 die cvrxR     
v.死；死亡
参考例句：
  • Flowers will die without water.没有水，花就会枯死。
  • We shall die some day.我们总有一天要弃世而去。
0 cheated 214fac42cdf90b6e863ac6bf012c1b38     
欺骗，哄骗( cheat的过去式和过去分词 )； （尤指在游戏、比赛、考试等中）欺诈； 作弊； 已婚或有固定性伙伴的人与他人有秘密性关系
参考例句：
  • They were full of righteous indignation at the thought of being cheated. 一想到受骗了他们就义愤填膺。
  • The farmer felt the cow,went away,returned,sorely perplexed,always afraid of being cheated. 那农民摸摸那头牛，走了又回来，犹豫不决，总怕上当受骗。
0 away bP3ym     
adv.在远处， 到远处， 离去
参考例句：
  • Tell me why you go away?告诉我你为什么离开？
  • He brushed away the rubbish.他把垃圾扫掉。
0 replace TV9xL     
vt.替换；取代；把…放回原处；归还，赔还
参考例句：
  • Please replace after reading.阅毕请放回原处。
  • The sound of cars will replace the sound of birds.轿车的声音会代替鸟的声音
0 ran lTxxe     
vbl.run的过去式
参考例句：
  • He ran,and then slowed down to a walk.他跑着，然后放慢速度步行。
  • As soon as Marie opened the door,the dog ran in.当玛丽一打开门，狗就跑了进来。
0 few kk0x2     
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
参考例句：
  • There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
  • I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
0 beggar HQVye     
n.乞丐，穷人，募捐者
参考例句：
  • The beggar begged from the rich but they refused.那个乞丐向富人们乞讨，但遭到了拒绝。
  • He is so rich and lives like a beggar.他非常有钱可是生活得象个乞丐。
0 around xN9y0     
adv.大约，到处，在周围；prep.在...周围
参考例句：
  • It was dark around me.我周围一片黑暗。
  • Is there a shopping center around?这附近有没有购物中心？