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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会
• The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and r...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：Keys to Success 成功的关键
• One day a father was teaching his son and said, The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you m...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？
• A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, I'm here because my house burned do...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：Who is that woman? 那女人是谁?
• The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, Why, hello, Te...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼
• Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, But we're on the 13 th floor! The first one screame...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸
• A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he though...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：Free advice? 免费的建议?
• A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：Chicken soup 鸡汤
• Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I don't like chicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worke...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：Chaude and Cold 热与冷
• A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The faucet marked C gave me boiling wate...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里
• A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let ...