A: My wife told me to get a lawyer to review the contract first.
B: A smart husband always does what his wife tells him.
A: How much are lawyers charging nowadays?
B: It’s hard to believe, but I think they charge about $400 an hour.
A: That’s highway robbery!
B: I think lawyers are making twice what doctors are making.
A: Are there any lawyers that are cheaper than that?
B: The best advice I can give you is to Google it.
A: I can barely afford one hour, but certainly not two. B: Remember, it might take a few days just to set up an appointment.
A: I really don’t have the time or the money, so where do I sign?
B: Your wife will thank you. Just sign and date where the little red stickers are.
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