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 A:    What the heck is going on! Did you see that?
       What was that thing?

 B:     I don’t know!  I’m just glad we made it out!  Look,
       there is a police car! Help! Help! Please stop!

 C:     Howdy man.  What seems to be the problem?  Is
       this man bothering you?

 A:    Officer, officer, there is, like, a witch creature back
       there! We tied her up but she broke free, and she
       was about to have us for dinner!

 C:    Okay, calm down, calm down. Lemme see your
       eyes  please. Have you been drinking tonight,
       son?

 B:    We are telling the truth! She’s in there! We sus-
       pected her  of being a kidnapper or rapist  but  it
       turns out she’s an alien or something.
 C:    Okay,  calm down,  calm down. Lemme see your
       eyes please...

 B:    Ugg! Seriously! Are you gonna help us or not?

 C:    Okay, let’s go have a look, shall we? Hello? Is
       anyone in here?

 A:     Be careful! She might be hiding!

 C:     It’s perfectly safe... there isn’t anyone...