[00:01.03]Might as well have fun while we can and... 为什么不开心点
[00:03.36]save the serious stuff for later. 把那些严肃的问题先扔一边
[00:05.78]Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude. 操蛋 你是个花花公子 她真花心
[00:09.12]Okay. But wait, wait. What happens if you fall in love? 好好 等一下 如果你恋爱了怎么办
[00:13.29]What? 什么
[00:15.29]Well, you don't believe that, do you? 你不会相信那些吧
[00:17.34]It's love. It's not Santa Claus. 是爱 不是圣诞老人
[00:19.71]Well, what does that word even mean? 好吧 那个字代表什么
[00:21.72]I've been in relationships, and I don't think I've ever seen it. 我有过那种关系 但我不觉得我见过
[00:24.89]Well, maybe that's- And most marriages end in divorce these days. - 好吧 可能... - 大多数婚姻中途就完蛋了
[00:28.14]Like my parents. Okay. Mine too, but- - 就像我父母 - 我也是 但...
[00:30.47]Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. 我认为这个花心的女人太武断了
[00:33.27]The lady dothn't. 这个花心的女人没有
[00:36.56]There's no such thing as love. It's a fantasy. 没爱情这回事 那是童话
[00:39.69]Well, I think you're wrong. 我认为不对
[00:44.16]Okay. Well, 好的 那么
[00:46.57]what is it that I'm missing then? 我漏了什么
[00:51.29]I think you know it when you feel it. 当你感觉到爱的时候你就明白了
[00:56.83]I guess we can just agree to disagree. 求同存异吧
[01:01.76]Yeah. 好吧
[01:03.84]- Okay. Who's singing next? 那么 下一个谁来
[01:06.55]I nominate Young werther here. 我推荐这位少年维特
[01:09.39]I'm not nearly drunk enough to- Bartender. - 我还没有喝到... - 酒保
[01:11.60]# Outside there's a boxcar waiting #
[01:15.81]# Outside the family stew #
[01:20.11]# out by the fire breathing #
[01:23.40]# Outside we wait till our face turns blue #
[01:27.53]# I know the nervous walking #
[01:31.58]# I know the dirty beard ha-ha-hangs #
[01:35.62]# Out by the box car waiting #
[01:39.04]# Take me away to nowhere plains #
[01:43.05]# There is a wait so long # # So long, so long #
[01:47.05]# There is a wait so long #
[01:50.89]# Here comes your man #
[01:52.89]whoo! You're good! # Here comes your man # 棒极了
[01:58.60]# Here comes your man ## Is it- 是...
[02:04.40]It's not? No, that's not it. - 不是吗 - 不是
[02:06.40]What is that then? I don't know. That- - 那是什么 - 我不知道 恩 ..
[02:08.41]That- That's something, but that's not it. I know. 什么来着 不对 我知道
[02:10.70]Ah, I used to watch it every week. Oh. Yeah! - 我以前每周都看 - 哦 对
[02:13.20]It was the best show on TV. I know. - 那是最好的电视节目 - 我知道
[02:15.25]Knight Rider? Come on. And the theme song is really good. 霹雳游侠 对吧 主题曲太棒了
[02:17.58]So good. This is gonna bother me for a week. - 太棒了 - 我惦记了一周
[02:20.63]Me too. 我也是
[02:22.63]# And I'm proud to be an American #
[02:26.13]# Where at least I know I'm free #
[02:28.93]# And I'd like to entertain- ##
[02:36.27]- You were amazing. I know, buddy. - 你太棒了 - 我知道 哥们
[02:38.44]You're amazing. 你太棒了
[02:40.44]This was so much fun. Yeah. 太高兴了
[02:42.44]You guys are so much- Wait! Wait! Hey. 你们太.. 等 等一下 嗨
[02:44.73]What's up? Not you. - 什么 - 不是你
[02:47.15]You. 你
[02:49.20]He likes you. Okay. - 他喜欢你 - 好了
[02:50.95]He likes likes you! Good night, McKenzie. - 他喜欢你 - 晚安 肯德基
[02:52.95]Why don't you just tell her, Tom? Yeah. - Tom 你为什么不告诉她 - 好了
[02:54.95]You guys are the best! Sorry you had to see that. He's- - 你那么棒 - 抱歉 你看到了 他..
[02:57.75]Happens every time we come here. He, uh- I don't know. - 每次都这样 他 .. 可能..
[03:00.04]Something about that guy and singing. 他唱的什么吧
[03:02.04]Is that true? Yeah, yeah. - 真的吗 - 对 对
[03:04.13]He drinks, and he sings and just loses his shit. 他喝醉了 唱歌 醉得一塌糊涂
[03:07.26]No, uh, not McKenzie. 不 不是麦肯奇
[03:09.47]Um, the other thing. 另一件事
[03:11.55]What thing? 什么
[03:14.56]Do you... like me? 你.. 喜欢我
[03:19.23]Yeah. 对
[03:21.98]Yeah, of course I like you. 对 当然 我喜欢你
[03:24.98]As friends? 朋友那种
[03:27.99]Right. As friends. 对 朋友
[03:30.11]Just as friends? 只是朋友那样
[03:33.07]Yeah. I mean, l- I don't know. I hadn't really thought about, um- 我的意思是 ... 呃 ... 我没认真想过... 呃 ...
[03:37.58]Yes. Why? 对 怎么了
[03:39.96]No reason. I just- 没什么 我只是
[03:43.33]I think you are interesting, and I'd like for us to be friends. 觉得你很有趣 我倒是很想跟你做朋友
[03:47.92]Is that all right? 可以吗
[03:52.05]Yeah. It's, um- 当然 那么...呃...
[03:54.85]Yeah. You and me. We should be friends. Mmm. 对 你和我 我们应该成为朋友 嗯
[03:57.97]Okay. Good. 恩 好的
[04:08.82]Well, I'm that way, so- 那么 我走这边
[04:14.45]Okay. Well, good night. Good night. - 好吧 晚安 - 晚安
[04:35.26]- Hey. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嘿 |