[00:33.62]This is your lunch, okay? 这就是你的午餐，好吗？
[00:34.46]Now, I put $1 in there so you can buy some milk. 我还放了一美元钱在里面，给你买牛奶喝
[00:37.14]You can ask one of the big kids where to do that. 你可以问问大孩子在哪里买
[00:38.82]Do you remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you, just in case. 记得住你的电话号码吗？ 我给你写下来了，以防万一
[00:43.34]Okay? You ready? 好了？准备好了吗？
[00:47.18]I think so. 好了
[00:51.70]It's Cady's big day. 今天是Kady的大日子
[00:54.22]I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kid's first day of school, 我想父母送孩子第一天去上学时 会掉泪是自然不过的事
[00:57.74]but, you know, this usually happens when the kid is five. 但是，这通常只会发生在孩子五岁时啊
[01:00.06]I'm 16 and until today, I was home-schooled. 我十六岁了，直至今天， 我一直都是接受家庭式教育
[01:02.42]I know what you're thinking. "Home-schooled kids are freaks." 我知道你会怎么想 “接受家庭式教育的孩子都是畸形”
[01:05.74]X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P. Xylocarp. X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P，硬木质果
[01:10.26]Or that we're weirdly religious or something. 或者我们都信奉古怪的宗教，或其他什么的
[01:15.30]And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle 第三天，上帝创造了雷明顿推膛式步枪
[01:18.82]so that man could fight the dinosaurs 这样，人类就有可能战胜恐龙
[01:19.98]and the homosexuals. 以及同性恋
[01:21.50]- Amen. - Amen. - 阿门 - 阿门
[01:24.98]But my family's totally normal. 但我家却很普通
[01:28.18]and we've spent the last 12 years in Africa. 过去的12年，我们都是在非洲度过的
[01:31.54]I had a great life. 除此之外，我的人生很精彩
[01:33.86]But then my mom got offered tenure at Northwestern University, 但之后我妈妈获得了西北大学的终身教授头衔
[01:34.54]so it was goodbye Africa and hello high school. 于是我就告别了非洲，踏入了高中的校门
[01:43.22]I'm okay. Sorry. I'll be careful. 我没事儿，抱歉
[01:43.98]我会注意安全的
[01:45.78]主演：雷切尔·迈克亚当斯
[01:49.74]主演：蒂姆·梅多斯
[01:55.58]主演：艾米·波哈尔
[01:59.78]主演：安娜·盖斯泰尔
[02:07.34]主演：莱西·沙伯特
[02:12.18]Hi. 嗨
[02:12.54]I don't know if anyone told you about me. 不知道是否有人向你提及过我
[02:14.38]I'm a new student here. My name is Cady Heron. 我是新学员，我叫凯蒂·海伦
[02:18.38]Talk to me again and I'll kick your ass. 再和我讲话，我就踢烂你的屁股
[02:21.94]主演：丽兹·卡普兰 丹尼尔·弗兰泽兹
[02:23.74]You don't wanna sit there. 你别想坐那儿，克里斯汀·哈德利的男友要坐那儿
[02:26.26]Kristen Hadley's boyfriend is gonna sit there.
[02:31.42]Hey, baby. 嘿，宝贝
[02:33.18]主演：尼尔·弗林 乔纳森·本尼特 阿曼达·希耶福里德
[02:38.46]He farts a lot. 他经常放屁的
[02:45.34]主演：蒂娜·妃
[02:51.18]Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 噢，上帝，非常抱歉
[02:56.18]It's not you. I'm bad luck. 不怪你，怪我倒霉
[03:02.22]Ms. Norbury? 诺布利小姐？
[03:04.90]My T-shirt's stuck to my sweater, isn't it? 我的T恤粘住我的汗衫了，是吗？
[03:05.42]- Yeah. - Fantastic. - 是的 - 太怪了
[03:07.58]Is everything all right in here? 大家都还好吧？
[03:10.58]- Yeah. - So, how was your summer? - 噢，是的 - 那...
[03:13.26]I got divorced. - ...你暑假过得怎么样？ - 我离婚了
[03:15.62]My carpal tunnel came back. 我的腕管症又复发了
[03:18.78]- I win. - Yes, you do. - 我猜到了 - 是的，你该猜到了
[03:24.14]Well, I just wanted to let everyone know that we have a new student joining us. 呃...我只是想告诉大家
[03:24.78]有位新同学加入了我们的集体
[03:27.66]She just moved here all the way from Africa. 她千里迢迢刚从非洲搬来这儿
[03:29.18]Welcome. 欢迎啊
[03:32.50]- I'm from Michigan. - Great. - 我来自密歇根 - 非常好
[03:35.54]Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. 她名叫堪蒂，堪蒂·海伦
[03:38.18]- Where are you, Cady? - That's me. - 是谁，堪蒂？ - 是我
[03:39.22]- It's pronounced like Katie. - My apologies. - 应该念凯蒂 - 很抱歉
[03:41.06]I have a nephew named Anfernee, 我有个侄儿叫安福尼
[03:42.54]and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. 当我叫他安东尼时，我知道他会发狂
[03:46.74]Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact 从未见过他那样生气，之后我才记起
[03:48.42]that my sister named him Anfernee. 我姐姐实际上给他取名叫安福尼
[03:52.10]Well, welcome, Cady. 好了，我们欢迎凯蒂的到来
[03:53.58]- And thank you, Mr. Duvall. - Well, thank you. - 也感谢你，杜瓦尔先生 - 呃...多谢
[03:57.26]...要是你有何需要或者想找个人聊聊的话...
[04:01.14]Maybe some other time, when my shirt isn't see-through. 另觅时间吧，我的上衣不透光的时候
[04:01.46]Thanks. 谢谢
[04:07.46]Okay. 好吧
[04:07.82]Okay. Good day, everybody. 好，祝大家愉快
[04:11.66]The first day of school was a blur, 上学的第一天是个倒霉的日子
[04:15.18]a stressful, surreal blur. 令人压抑，荒诞怪异
[04:18.34]I got in trouble for the most random things. 大大小小的事儿，我都碰到了麻烦
[04:18.54]- Where are you going? - I have to go to the bathroom. - 你去哪儿？ - 噢，我得去趟洗手间
[04:23.54]You need the lavatory pass. 你应该得到许可
[04:24.74]Okay. Can I have the lavatory pass? 好吧，能去趟洗手间吗？
[04:26.58]Nice try. Have a seat. 不错的尝试，先去坐下
[04:28.58]I had never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me, 我从未接触过这种生活，大人们都不信任我
[04:33.10]- Don't read ahead! - No green pen! - 别再往后读了！ - 不许用绿色的笔！
[04:33.90]where they were always yelling at me. 他们总对我吆喝
[04:35.42]No food in class! 上课不许吃东西！
[04:37.10]Stay in your assigned seat! （外语）坐在你自己的位子上！
[04:41.94]总监制：吉尔·梅希克
[04:45.94]制片人：罗恩·迈克尔斯
[04:49.30]I told you, I saw the whole thing. 我告诉过你，我全看到了
[04:50.14]- Everything. - Did you see nipple? - 所有都看到了 - 乳头看到了吗？
[04:50.82]- It only counts if you saw a nipple. - That's true, dude. - 最关键是有没有看到乳头 - 真的，哥们
[04:57.02]I had a lot of friends in Africa. 我在非洲有很多朋友 |