英语短剧剧本-三打白骨精(在线收听

   Three Times’ Beating Monster

  人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒
  J:沙僧
  B:白骨精(何平) B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头
  T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
  S: Bajie,map!
  E: (摸出,递给S)
  S: Look,boss (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)
  T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
  E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
  T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
  E: But……
  T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
  E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
  S: Fat Pig!
  E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
  S: You will what(凶相)?
  E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
  S: Hm!
  T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
  E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
  T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
  J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
  T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
  S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
  J: This is…..?
  S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
  T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
  S: Bye!(走)
  T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
  B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
  B1: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you?
  J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
  B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
  T: Bomb?(打出)
  B1: Double King!
  T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
  S: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
  B1: (倒)Ah……
  T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
  S: She is a monster!
  T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
  S: Oh,please don’t……
  T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)
  S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
  T: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
  B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
  B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
  T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)
  S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)
  E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
  J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
  T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
  B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
  S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
  T: (想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
  S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
  T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
  S: (悲,离去)(音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》
  J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
  T: Don't mention that guy any more!
  B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
  T: (惊)You are......
  B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)
  B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
  S: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
  T: Wukong?
  E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
  J: Our hero is back!
  T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
  S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
  T: How,how did you find out?
  S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
  T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
  S: What?
  T: I'm sorry.
  S: Em? Louder,please?
  T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)
  (谢幕)
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