[00:05.20]Call leonard hofstadter. 呼叫Leonard Hofstadter

[00:07.96]Did you say: "Call helen boxleitner"? 您需要呼叫Helen Boxleitner吗?

[00:13.44]No. 不

[00:13.92]Call leonard hofstadter. 呼叫Leonard Hofstadter

[00:17.76]Did you say: "Call temple beth seder"? 您需要呼叫Temple Beth Seder吗?

[00:22.72]- No. - Here,let me try it. - 不 - 让我试试

[00:25.84]Call mcflono mcfIlooloon 呼叫Mcflono McfIlooloon

[00:29.80]calling rajesh koothrappali. 正在呼叫Rajesh Koothrappali

[00:38.64]oh,it's very impressive. 真是叹为观止啊

[00:40.52]And a little racist. 再加点种族主义

[00:45.84]If we're all through playing "mock the flawed technology," 你们嘲讽科技瑕疵够了吧

[00:46.28]can we get on with halo night? 能不能开始玩光晕了?

[00:49.16]We were supposed to start at 8:00. It is now 8:06. 8点就该开始的 现在已经8:06

[00:50.44]So we'll start now. 那就现在开始

[00:51.56]Yes,first we have to decide 我们得先决定

[00:54.52]if those lost six minutes will be coming out of game time, bathroom time or the pizza break. 这失去的6分钟要怎么补回来 削减游戏时间 厕所时间 还是吃饭时间?

[00:56.84]We could split it two,two and two. 我们可以平分成2分钟 2分钟 2分钟

[00:58.12]If we're having anchovies on the pizza,we can't take it out of bathroom time. 如果我们吃凤尾鱼披萨 厕所时间可就省不出来了

[01:03.60]oh,what fresh hell is this? 又他妈怎么了?

[01:06.84]Oh,hey,penny. Come on in. 嘿 Penny 请进

[01:08.32]Hey,guys. 各位好

[01:10.52]See a penny,pick her up,and all the day you'll have good luck. 捡到一便士 好运行将至 (Penny又意为便士)

[01:16.20]No,you won'T. 不 你不会

[01:17.40]Uh,can I hide out here for a while? 我能在这边呆会儿吗?

[01:18.64]Sure. What's going on? 当然可以 怎么了?

[01:22.40]Well,there's this girl I know from back in nebraska,christy. 有个女孩 是我在内布拉斯加的老相识 她叫Christy

[01:24.56]Anyway,she called me up,and she's like,"hey,how's california?" 她打电话给我 问起加州感觉如何

[01:25.12]And I'm like,"awesome," 'cause,you know,it's not nebraska. 我回答说超棒 因为不是内布拉斯加啊

[01:29.36]And the next thing I know she's invited herself out here to stay with me. 然后她居然自己跑过来 要和我一起住

[01:31.48]8:08. 8:08咯

[01:36.56]Anyway,she got here today and she's just been in my apartment yakity yakking about every guy she slept with in omaha, 她今天刚到 一直呆在我房间 唧歪每一个她在奥马哈睡过的男人

[01:41.16]which is basically every guy in omaha, 差不多也就是奥马哈所有的男人

[01:43.60]and washing the sluttiest collection of underwear you have ever seen in my bathroom sink. 她还在我浴室水池里 洗你能想象到的最淫荡的内衣

[01:46.80]Is she doing it one thong at a time,or does she throw it all in... 她一次只洗一件 还是混在一起...

[01:51.36]like some sort of erotic bouillabaisse? 像某种色情盛宴?

[01:54.52]- He really needs to dial it down. - I know. - 他真的需要降降温 - 我知道

[01:59.24]So if you don't like this christy,why are you letting her stay? 你不喜欢Christy的话 干嘛让她留下?

[02:01.64]Well,she was engaged to my cousin while she was sleeping with my brother, 她跟我弟弟睡的时候 和我表兄订婚了

[02:06.76]so she's kind of family. 说起来也算是个家人

[02:07.88]I apologize for my earlier outburst. 我为自己刚才的爆发道歉

[02:10.40]Who needs halo,when we can be regaled with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of omaha? 有奥马哈骚货的民间故事可以传诵 谁还要玩光晕?

[02:17.96]Oh,I don't think she's a whore. 我不觉得她是骚货

[02:20.24]No,yeah,she's definitely a whore. 不 她绝对是个骚货

[02:22.40]I mean,she has absolutely no standards. 她根本就没有原则

[02:23.24]This one time she was at... 有一次我们在...

[02:27.72]where's howard? Howard呢?

[02:26.36]Bonjour,mademoiselle. 早上好 小姐

[02:29.08]I understand you're new in town. 我知道你是新来的

[02:33.28]Oh,good grief. 哦 好悲伤

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[03:01.44]Aw,I cannot believe christy let howard into my apartment. 真不敢相信Christy居然让Howard进我家

[03:07.40]And I cannot believe people pay for horoscopes, 我也不敢相信居然有人花钱去占星