Okay, I'm leaving for the conference.

　　好啦，我要去参加会议了。

　　-Sheldon：Have fun presenting my "lucky hunch."

　　祝你报告"我的小运气"愉快。

　　-Leonard：Shel, I didn't mean it like that.

　　Shel 我不是那个意思。

　　-Sheldon：Then why did you say it?

　　那你为什么要这样说?

　　-Leonard：I don't know. I wasn't...

　　我不知道，我不是...

　　-Sheldon：Were you trying to impress Penny?

　　你是不是想引起Penny的注意?

　　-Leonard：No, no, not at all. A little bit.

　　不，不，绝对不是，好吧有点。

　　-Sheldon：How'd that work out for you?

　　那对你有什么用?

　　-Penny：Leonard, ready to go?

　　Leonard可以走了吗?

　　-Sheldon：Libido: 1    Truth: 0.

　　性欲 1    事实 0 (1和0表示"是"和"否")

　　-Leonard：Okay, I'm going to ask you one more time.

　　好的，我再问你一遍，

　　We did the work together.

　　我们一起做的研究。

　　Let's present the paper together.

　　我们一起去发表论文吧。

　　-Sheldon：And I'm telling you for the last time

　　那我也告诉你最后一遍，

　　it's pandering, it's undignified, and bite me.

　　这是迎合奉承，一点也不高尚，打死我也不去。

　　-Leonard：Let's go.

　　走吧。

　　-Penny：Bye, Sheldon.

　　再见Sheldon。

　　-Sheldon：Good-bye, Penny.

　　再见Penny。

　　One of these days...

　　总有一天...

　　-Penny：There you go.

　　好了。

　　-Leonard：You're right. This side does look better.

　　你说得对，这一面是比较好看。

　　-Penny：No, no, I didn't say "better."

　　没，我没说"好看"，

　　I said "less stained."

　　我只说"没那么脏"。

　　-Howard：I just checked the house.

　　我刚进去看了看情况，

　　There's probably 20-25 people in there.

　　里面可能有20-25个人。

　　-Leonard：You're kidding?

　　你开玩笑的吧?

　　-Penny：Is that all?

　　就这么点?

　　-Leonard："All"?

　　"这么点"?

　　In particle physics, 25 is Woodstock.

　　在粒子物理学领域25个人就是伍德斯托克音乐节。

　　-Penny：Oh, well, then good.

　　好，那太好了。

　　-Leonard：I wasn't expecting such a crowd. I'm a little nervous.

　　我没想到会来这么多人，有点紧张。

　　-Howard：It's okay. Just open with a joke. You'll be fine.

　　没关系，开头讲个笑话就没事了。

　　-Leonard：Uh, joke. Okay,

　　呃，笑话，好的。

　　How about this?

　　这个怎么样?

　　Um, okay, uh, here's this farmer, and he has these chickens,

　　呃，好，嗯，以前有个农民，他养了一群鸡，

　　but they won't lay any eggs,. so he calls a physicist to help.

　　可是它们从来不下蛋，于是他叫了一个物理学家来帮忙。

　　The physicist then does some calculations,

　　那个物理学家就做了些计算，

　　and he says, "I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens in a vacuum."

　　然后说 "有个办法"，不过只对真空中球形的鸡起作用。

　　Right?

　　好笑吧?

　　-Penny：Oh, sorry, I just... I've heard it before.

　　对不起，只是... 我以前听过。

　　-Howard：Let's go.

　　走吧。

　　-Leonard：Okay.

　　好的。

　　-Howard：Hey, nice suit.

　　嘿，西装不错。

　　-Leonard：It's a classic, right?

　　很经典的，是吧?

　　-Penny：I really should have brought my own car.

　　我真该自己开车来。

　　-Leonard：So, in conclusion, the data show that

　　所以结论是，数据显示

　　at temperatures approaching absolute zero, the moment of inertia changes,

　　在接近绝对零度，转动惯量改变时

　　and the solid becomes a supersolid which clearly appears to be a previously unknown state of matter.

　　固体转变为超固体，并清晰出现以前所未知的一种物质形态。

　　Thank you.

　　谢谢。

　　Were there any questions?

　　有问题吗?

　　-Sheldon：Yeah, what the hell was that?

　　有，你说的那是什么玩意儿?

　　-Leonard：Any other questions?

　　有没有别的问题?

　　-Sheldon：Dr. Sheldon Cooper here.

　　我是Sheldon Cooper博士。

　　I am the lead author of this particular paper.

　　这篇论文的第一作者。

　　Thank you.

　　谢谢各位。

　　And you, sir, you have completely skipped over the part

　　然而你先生，你完全跳过了那个部分，

　　where I was walking through the park,

　　那时候我走过公园，

　　and I saw these children on a merry-go-round,

　　看见孩子们坐在旋转木马上，

　　which started me thinking about the moment of inertia

　　使我联想到了，

　　in gases like helium at temperatures approaching absolute zero.

　　像氦气这样的气体在达到绝对零度时的转动惯量。

　　-Leonard：I didn't skip it. It's just an anecdote.

　　我没有跳过那个部分，那只是件轶事，

　　It's not science.

　　不是科学。

　　-Sheldon：Oh, I see.

　　我明白了。

　　Was the apple falling on Newton's head,

　　难道苹果掉到牛顿的头上，

　　was that just an anecdote?

　　也只是件轶事?

　　-Leonard：You are not Isaac Newton.

　　你又不是牛顿。

　　-Sheldon：No, no, that's true.

　　对，对，那倒是。

　　Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.

　　没有苹果我也能写出重力定律。

　　-Leonard：You could not possibly be that arrogant.

　　你能别那么自大么?

　　-Sheldon：You continue to underestimate me, my good man.

　　你继续低估我吧，我的好伙计。

　　-Leonard：Look, if you weren't happy with my presentation,

　　我说如果你对我的报告有意见，

　　then maybe you should have given it with me.

　　那么也许你本该跟我一起来发表。

　　-Sheldon：As I've explained repeatedly, unlike you,

　　我已经反复解释过了，我不像你。

　　I don't need validation from lesser minds.

　　我不需要那些不如我的人对我的肯定。

　　No offense.

　　无意冒犯。

　　-Leonard：So why did you come?

　　那你来干什么?

　　-Sheldon：Because I knew you'd screw this up.

　　因为我知道你会搞砸的。

　　-Leonard：I didn't screw it up!

　　我才没搞砸!

　　-Sheldon：Oh, please,

　　得了吧。

　　I admit that spherical chicken joke-- that was hilarious.

　　我承认那个球形鸡的笑话还满有趣的。

　　But it was straight downhill from there.

　　但从那儿以后就急转直下。

　　-Leonard：I've had enough of your condescension.

　　我受够了你的好意了。

　　Maybe I didn't go to college when I was 11 like you.

　　也许我不像你那样11岁就进大学，

　　Maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16,

　　也许我24岁才拿到博士学位而不是16岁，

　　but you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room!

　　但你也不是这屋里唯一的比其他人都聪明的人啊!

　　No offense.

　　无意冒犯。

　　And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity and has an ego constant validation.

　　显然我也不是唯一的，受缺乏安全感折磨的人，有着不断需要外部认可的自负自大。

　　-Sheldon：So you admit that you're an egotist?

　　那么你承认你是个自大狂了?

　　-Leonard：Yes!

　　是的!

　　My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter

　　我是Leonard Hofstadter博士

　　and I could never please my parents,

　　我从来不能取悦我的父母，

　　so I need to get all my self-esteem from strangers like you.

　　所以我所有的自信必须源于你们这样的陌生人。

　　But he's worse!

　　但是他更糟糕!

　　-Sheldon：Okay, that is it!

　　够了!

　　-Leonard：Stop it!

　　停下!

　　You cannot blow up my head with your mind!

　　你不可能用你的意念炸掉我的头!

　　-Sheldon：Then I'll settle for an aneurysm.

　　那我也要装一个动脉瘤进去。

　　-Leonard：Stop it!

　　住手!

　　-Sheldon：You hit me!

　　你打我!

　　You saw that. He hit me.

　　你们看到了，他打我!

　　-Leonard：You were trying to blow up my head.

　　你想炸掉我的脑袋。

　　-Sheldon：So it was working.

　　那么它起作用了。

　　-Leonard：It was not! You are a nut case!

　　没有! 你这个老顽固!

　　-Sheldon：We'll see about that.

　　走着瞧。

　　Heads up, you people in the front row.

　　第一排的人抬起头来。

　　This is a splash zone.

　　这是飞溅带。

　　-Leonard：Stop it! Quit it! Quit it!

　　停下! 够了! 住手!

　　-Penny：Is this usually how these physics things go?

　　物理学会议是不是都这样?

　　-Howard：More often than you think.

　　比你想象的多。

　　-Sheldon：Stop it! Nerve pinch!

　　停手! 让你尝尝我的火神力量钳! (出自"星际漫游")

　　-Sheldon：You could have offered me a ride home.

　　你本来有机会载我回来的。

　　-Leonard：You're lucky I didn't run you over.

　　没从你身上碾过去你就万幸吧。

　　-Sheldon：I really don't understand what you're so unhappy about.

　　我真不明白你有什么不高兴的。

　　You begged me to come. I came.

　　你求我去，我去了。

　　There's just no pleasing you.

　　只是这也没让你高兴。

　　-Leonard：You're right. I'm the problem.

　　你说得对，问题都在我身上。

　　I'm the one that needs help.

　　我是需要帮助的那个人。

　　-Sheldon：Well, that's not much of an apology,

　　好吧，这不怎么算是道歉，

　　but I'll take it.

　　但我也凑合接受了。

　　-Leonard：Excuse me.

　　等等。

　　Is there anything you would like to apologize for?

　　你没什么要道歉的吗?

　　-Sheldon：Yes.

　　有。

　　I'm sorry I tried to blow up your head.

　　我试着把你的脑袋炸掉，对不起，

　　It was uncalled for.

　　还没有那个必要。

　　-Howard：You won't believe this.

　　你们不会相信的。

　　-Raj：Somebody got the whole thing on a cell phone

　　有人把整件事用手机录了下来，

　　and put it on YouTube.

　　放到YouTube网上去了。

　　-Leonard：What?

　　什么?

　　Now who would do that?

　　谁会干这种事?

　　-Howard：That would be me.

　　是我。

　　Hey, check it out. It's a featured video.

　　嘿，看看，是置顶视频!

　　-Sheldon：You hit me!

　　你打我!

　　You saw that. He hit me.

　　你们看到了，他打我!

　　-Leonard：You were trying to blow up my head.

　　你想炸掉我的脑袋。

　　-Sheldon：So it was working.

　　那么它起作用了。

　　-Leonard：It was not! You are a nut case!

　　没有! 你这个老顽固!

　　-Sheldon：We'll see about that.

　　走着瞧。

　　Heads up, you people in the front row.

　　第一排的人抬起头来。

　　This is a splash zone.

　　这是飞溅带。

　　-Leonard：Stop it! Quit it! Quit it!

　　停下! 够了! 住手!

　　-Sheldon：Put you in a Vulcan nerve pinch!

　　让你尝尝火神力量钳! (出自"星际漫游")

　　-Leonard：Ow, you should cut your fingernails. Those hurt!

　　嗷，你该剪指甲了! 很疼!

　　Oh, geez, does this suit really look that bad?

　　不是吧，这套西装真那么难看么？

　　-Sheldon：Forget your suit.

　　别管你的西装了。

　　Look at my arms waving.

　　看看我那胳膊挥得

　　I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin.

　　就像只磕了药的火烈鸟。

　　-Penny：Howard, would you like to explain to me why your Facebook page has a picture of me

　　Howard你能和我解释一下为什么你的博客里面有一张 (Facebook page Blog)

　　sleeping on your shoulder captioned "Me and my girlfriend"?

　　我躺在你肩膀上睡觉的照片，标题为“我和我女朋友”吗?

　　-Howard：Uh-oh, here comes The Talk.

　　啊，The Talk开始了。(美国一档谈话类节目)

　　hunch：预感

　　pander：迎合

　　undignified：有损尊严的

　　bite me: 去死了你（过来打我吧）

　　stained：沾污的

　　Woodstock：伍德斯托克音乐节(每年8月在纽约州东南部Woodstock举行的摇滚音乐节)

　　spherical：球形的

　　vacuum：真空

　　absolute zero：绝对零度

　　inertia：惯性

　　merry-go-round：旋转木马

　　helium：氦气

　　screw up：把…搞糟

　　spherical：球形

　　hilarious：十分有趣

　　condescension：屈尊,俯就

　　torment：折磨

　　aneurysm：动脉瘤

　　pinch：捏，掐

　　uncalled for：不必要的

　　flamingo：火烈鸟

　　Ritalin：利他林（中枢兴奋药）