-Leonard: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if this supercollider actually works, it'll create a black hole and swallow up the Earth, ending life

　　as we know it.

　　on the other hand: 另一方面 concern: 于…有关 supercollider: 超对撞机

　　swallow up: 吞下去

　　另一方面一些物理学家认为如果这种超加速器起作用了,会产生一个黑洞,然后如我们所知的,吞噬地球,结束一切生命。

　　-Rajesh: What a bunch of crybabies.

　　a bunch of: 许多 crybaby: 爱哭的人

　　真是一群惜命鬼。

　　No guts, no glory, man.

　　No guts, no glory: 不入虎穴，焉得虎子

　　不入虎穴，焉得虎子嘛。

　　-Leonard: Hey, check it out. The School of Pharmacology is looking for volunteers.

　　pharmacology: 药理学 look for: 寻找

　　嘿，你看。药理学院在招募志愿者。

　　-Rajesh: We are testing a new medication for social anxiety, panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."

　　social anxiety: 社会焦虑 panic: 惊恐 attack: 攻击 agoraphobia: 广场恐怖症

　　obsessive compulsive disorder: 强迫症

　　我们在试验一种治疗，社交焦虑症，恐慌失措，恐旷症与强迫症的新药

　　Why would they be looking for test subjects here?

　　subject: 被试者

　　他们为何会在这找试验对象?

　　-Leonard: I don't know, Raj.

　　我不知道，Raj。

　　Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.

　　comic book: 连环漫画册 bulletin board: 告示牌

　　也许漫画店没有公告栏。

　　What's going on?

　　怎么了?

　　-Howard: Shh, shh, hot girl in Sheldon's office.

　　嘘，嘘，Sheldon的办公室里有个辣妹。

　　-Leonard: Sheldon's office?

　　Sheldon的办公室?

　　Is she lost?

　　她迷路了么？

　　-Howard: I don't think so.

　　我觉得不是。

　　I followed her here from the parking lot.

　　parking lot: 停车场

　　我从停车场一直跟踪她过来的。

　　-Leonard: Maybe she's his lawyer.

　　也许她是他的律师。

　　-Howard: Well, she's free to examine my briefs.

　　brief: 短内裤

　　她可以免费检查我的内裤。

　　-Leonard: Howard

　　Howard。

　　-Howard: I know, I'm disgusting. I should be punished... by her.

　　disgusting: 令人厌恶的

　　我知道，我很恶心，我真该被惩罚...被她。

　　Oh, look, I did it again.

　　噢，瞧啊，我又来了。

　　-Missy: That should do it.

　　这样应该行了。

　　-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.

　　come by: 来窜门

　　谢谢你特意跑一趟。

　　-Sheldon: Hello.

　　你们好。

　　-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...

　　buddy: 朋友，好伙伴

　　嘿，兄弟...

　　-Sheldon: Buddy...?

　　兄弟...?

　　-Howard: Sorry I'm late. I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.

　　space shuttle: 航天飞机

　　对不起，我来晚了，我刚正在搞一个项目，也许它能让我搭乘下一艘宇宙飞船。

　　-Sheldon: How can you be late? I wasn't expecting you at all.

　　expect: 预期

　　你怎么可能会来晚? 我根本没在等你啊。

　　-Howard: Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and...

　　从来没人期待过我，有时候你就是看着然后...

　　Bam! Howard Wolowitz.

　　嘭! Howard Wolowitz。

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, are you going to introduce us?

　　Sheldon不帮我们介绍介绍?

　　-Sheldon: Oh, all right. Uh, this is Missy. Missy, this is Leonard and Rajesh, and you've already met Howard.

　　好吧，这位是Missy Missy，这是Leonard和Rajesh，还有你认识了的Howard。

　　-Missy: It's nice to meet you.

　　见到你很高兴。

　　-Leonard: You, too, as Well, also.

　　我也是，也是，也是。

　　-Howard: Yeah.

　　对了。

　　-Leonard: So, how do you two know each other?

　　那么你们俩是怎么认识的?

　　-Missy: Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.

　　wrap around: 卷绕的

　　曾经有九个月时间我的腿绕着他的头。

　　-Leonard: Excuse me?

　　什么?

　　-Sheldon: She's my twin sister. She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.

　　frankly: 坦白地

　　他是我的双胞胎妹妹，她以为自己很幽默，但显然我从来理解不了她的笑话。

　　-Missy: That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.

　　measurable: 可测量的 sense of humor: 幽默感

　　那是因为你的幽默感低得测量不出来，Shelly。

　　-Sheldon: How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?

　　幽默感到底是怎么测量的?

　　A humormometer?

　　humormometer: 【用于测量幽默感的机器】

　　幽默计?

　　-Howard: Well, I think you're delightfully droll.

　　delightfully: 非常 droll: 好笑的

　　我觉得你是个非常有趣的人。

　　Or, as the French say,trs drale.

　　或者像法国人说的très drole。

　　-Missy: Okay, so let me see if I got this.

　　好吧，看我记住了没有。

　　Leonard, Howard and...

　　Leonard Howard 还有...

　　I'm sorry, what was your name again?

　　不好意思你叫什么名字来着?

　　-Sheldon: Rajesh.

　　Rajesh。

　　-Leonard: So, Missy what brings you out away from Texas?

　　那么Missy是什么风把你从田纳西吹来了?

　　-Howard: Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.

　　destiny: 命运

　　也许这是命运? 我想这就是命运。

　　-Missy: My friend's getting married at Disneyland tomorrow night.

　　我的朋友明晚要在迪斯尼乐园举行婚礼

　　-Howard: Destiny, thy name is Anaheim.

　　Anaheim: 【阿纳海姆，迪斯尼乐园的所在地】

　　命运啊他的名字叫阿纳海姆。

　　-Missy: And I had to drop off some papers for Shelly to sign for my dad's estate.

　　estate: 房产

　　而且不得不顺便带过来一些我父亲的地产文件给Shelly签字。

　　-Sheldon: The papers could've been mailed.

　　文件可以寄过来的。

　　Mom just sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?

　　Spy: 侦探

　　妈妈让你过来监视我的，是不是?

　　-Missy: I guess that's why they call you a genius.

　　genius: 天才

　　我想这就是为何他们叫你天才。

　　-Sheldon: They call me a genius because I'm a genius.

　　他们叫我天才是因为我就是个天才。

　　Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds and that I'm having regular bowel movements.

　　bowel movement: 肠运动

　　告诉妈妈我现在体重165磅，还有我排便运动很规律。

　　Enjoy the wedding. Good-bye.

　　祝你参加婚礼玩得开心。再见。

　　-Leonard: Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. If the wedding's not until tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?

　　哇，哇，哇，噢，如果婚礼在明天为何今晚不和我们住一起呢?

　　-Missy: Oh, I don't think so.

　　我不这样想。

　　Shelly doesn't like company. Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.

　　imaginary: 想象的

　　Shelly 不喜欢有伴甚至当他还是个小男孩时，傍晚时他连他想象的朋友都会送回家。

　　-Sheldon: They were not friends. They were imaginary colleagues.

　　colleague: 同事

　　不是朋友，是想象的同事。

　　-Leonard: Look, you're here. We have plenty of room.

　　瞧啊,你既然已经来了,我们有足够的房间.

　　-Sheldon: No, we don't.

　　不，我们没有。

　　-Howard: Come on, Shelly. She's family.

　　别闹,Shelly,她是自家人。

　　-Sheldon: So what, I don't issue invitations to your mother.

　　issue: 发出

　　那又如何我也不会邀请你的妈妈。

　　-Missy: Well, it would be nice not to have to drive to Anaheim in rush hour.

　　好吧，不用在交通高峰时段开车去阿纳海姆也挺好的。

　　-Sheldon: And don't ever call me Shelly.

　　还有，别再叫我Shelly。

　　-Leonard: So it's settled: you'll stay with us.

　　那就这样办，你和我们呆在一起。

　　-Howard: Yeah, I'll walk you to your car. You're in structure 3, level C, right?

　　好耶，我陪你去取车，在3号停车场C区，对吧?

　　-Sheldon: What just happened?

　　刚刚发生了什么事?

　　-Missy: So anyway, we're eight years old and Sheldon converts my Easy Bake Oven

　　to some kind of high-powered furnace.

　　convert: 使转变  Easy Bake Oven: 【简易烤箱】 high-powered: 高能效的

　　furnace: 熔炉

　　总之，我们8岁的时候，Sheldon把我的简易烤箱改装成了高能熔炉。

　　-Leonard: Just classic.

　　真经典。

　　-Sheldon: I need a place to fire ceramic semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits.

　　ceramic: 陶瓷的 semiconductor: 半导体 integrated: 整合的 circuit: 电路

　　我得找个地方为自制的集成电路烤制陶瓷半导体基底。

　　-Missy: He was trying to build some sort of armed robot to keep me out of his room.

　　他当时想制造某种武装机器人把我挡在他的房门外面。

　　-Sheldon: Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.

　　insistence: 坚持

　　因为她总坚持要进我房间。

　　-Missy: Anyway, I go to make those little corn muffins they give you.

　　corn muffin: 玉米松饼

　　总之，别人给了我些小玉米松饼，我想拿去烤。

　　There's a big flash. Next thing you know my eyebrows are gone.

　　eyebrow: 眉毛 flash: 闪光

　　只见一道闪光，接下来我的眉毛不见了。

　　-Howard: Not your eyebrows.

　　不会吧，你的眉毛。

　　-Missy: Yep, I had to go through the entire second grade with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.

　　cooked: 弯曲的

　　是的，后来我整个二年级，只能让妈妈给我画上扭曲的眉毛。

　　-Sheldon: Is that what that was?

　　事实是那样的么？

　　I just assumed that the second grade curriculum had rendered you quizzical.

　　assume: 设想 curriculum: 课程 render: 致使 quizzical: 可笑的

　　我还以为是二年级的课程弄得你愁眉苦脸的呢。

　　-Penny: Hey, Leonard, you left your underwear in the dryer downstairs.

　　underwear: 内衣

　　嘿，Leonard你把你的内裤忘在楼下的烘干机里了。

　　-Leonard: Those are not mine.

　　那不是我的。

　　-Penny: Really? They have your little name label in them.

　　label: 标签

　　真的么？里面还有你名字的标签呢。

　　-Leonard: Yeah... no, I do... I... I use those, uh, just to polish up my spear fishing equipment.

　　Polish: 擦亮 spear: 矛

　　这样啊... 不我是... 我... 我用那些呃，只是擦亮我的渔枪装备。

　　I spear fish.

　　我猎鱼。