背诵为王 第 一 册 第 12 课(在线收听

12 Humour — Things Your Mother Wouldn’t Say

"Be good and I'll buy you a motorcycle for your birthday!
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Don's bother wearing a jacket — it's quite warm out.
"Let me smell that shirt — yeah, it's good for another week.
"I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity.?
"Yeah, I used to skip school, too.?
"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery.
"Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?

humour 幽默
motorcycle 摩托车
on earth 究竟 smell 闻
cluttered 混乱的
sign 预兆,表现
creativity 创造力
skip 跳
cheery 愉快的

幽默——母亲不会说的话
“你表现好,我就给你买辆摩托车作为生日礼物!”
“你怎么能够坐得这么远看电视呢?”
“不用麻烦再穿夹克衫了——外面很暖和。”
“让我闻闻这件衬衫——好,还可以再穿一个星期。”
“我觉得乱七八糟的卧室也是创造力的表现。”
“好,我以前也逃过课。”
“就让所有的灯都开着吧……这样的房间更令人愉快。”
“你可以把音乐开得再响一点吗?这样我也可以欣赏它。”
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