I can't believe you guys

are still staring over there.

Some mothers tend to breast-feed

for a lot longer these days.

It's called attachment parenting.

When the kid is that big,

it's called dating.

I mean, he's gotta come up

for air at some point.

No, he doesn't.

Isn't he too old

to drink from the teat?

The kid

is my height.

Don't get any ideas.