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Are you all right, Max? Oh.

I got here as fast as I could.

Caroline texted me to hurry over...

...because you didn't know you were

pregnant and were giving birth over toilet.

So I grabbed my plunger and ran.

That is insane. I never texted that.

No, I did, when I stole your phone.

I needed a reason

to get Sophie over here.

I can't believe she believed it.

Oh, come on, Max, giving birth

over toilet? That is very you.