Max, do you have any gum?

My breath tastes like

someone else's breath.

You're asking me if I have any gum?

That's like asking New Jersey

if it has any sluts.

Great. There were onions

in my street meat.

Listen to me,

"onions in my street meat."

Last year I was taking meetings

on Wall Street.

This year I'm eating meat

from the street by a wall.