Did you guys see that adorable dog?

The one leaking rabies all over

the table while people are trying to eat?

she said he's allowed to be in here.

He's her registered emotional companion.

Her registered full-of-crap what?

He's got one of those official vests

that says, "Don't pet me, I'm working."

I have a shirt that says,

"Federal Bikini Inspector"...

...but there is simply

no such branch of the U.S. government.