VANESSA: Blair, you got a minute?

B: Sixty seconds clock it.

What are you doing here with those?

Shouldn't you be at Whole Foods?

V: As much as I hate these words coming out of my mouth......I could really use your help with this.

B: Oh, saving a teardown.

Charity is for diseases and endangered species.

Real estate is not on the list, at least not in New York.

V: I can make you help me, you know.

B: Oh, makes jokes too.

V: Everyone knows that you and Marcus broke up, but no one knows why.

B: Even you wouldn't stoop that low.

V: Blackmail seems to work so well for you, so maybe I'm missing out.

Now that we've established that I own you, you have six hours......to get a thousand signatures,

and make sure they're legible. Have fun.