So what did the trendy locusts want?

You are so judgmental, you know that?

They wanted to tell me the cupcakes are "fabulous."

Thank you.

Maybe now you'll finally start to get it

if someone besides me tells you how good they are.

I believe the word was "fabulous."

Pick up, Max.

Oleg, from now on, you may call me

Countess Max of the fabulous cupcakes.

And you may call me Sir Oleg of the amazing party in my pants.