Max, I was just talking to the smart couples in booth two.

I know they're smart because they're the first people in here

who ever ordered the croque monsieur as croque monsieur

and not "crock monster."

They wanna meet the woman who made the cupcakes.

I told them you'd be right over.

- Go! They're so nice. - No, they're not nice.

They're trendy, blood-sucking locusts

who come into this neighborhood to pillage and destroy

everything I care about.

I felt the same way when the Hilton sisters

crashed my 21st birthday.