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Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding. 

Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one ! (Turns off the TV.) 

Monica: (taking a drink from Joey) Are you through with that? 

Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down. 

Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this?! 

Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need the note, so I balled it up and ... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead. 

(Monica starts to fluff a pillow.) 

Phoebe: She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that- (Monica glares at her.) -but, it's fine! 

Monica: Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have. 

Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow. 

Phoebe: Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way. 

Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come. 

Monica: 

That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. You see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.