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I'm having the worst day.

Jessica Seinfeld stole the Martha Stewart boy.

I am so upset with her.

I thought we were pretending to be friends.

And now I have no one to do the desserts.

Hello, Peach, exciting news...

I have a cupcake business. They're really good.

Give these to your friends and help launch

a new business or whatever.

That's it. I did it. Boom!