Sleeping on that couch is holding me back.

I never get a restful night's sleep.

and I need a good nine hours.

What you need is a good nine inches.

That should be on your vision board.

It is... on the back.

Nice.

Now, unless you're willing to switch the bedroom

every other week...

No, that sounds Mormon.

Then I want to install a murphy bed in here.

The bed folds up against the wall during the day,

so you'd still maintain your signature Williamsburg

"I don't care about anything chic or nice" decor.