S: What are you doing here?

G: Well, I told you I was coming.

Didn't you get my gifts?

S: Uh, you're supposed to be in Switzerland dating a prince.

G: Luckily daddy didn't need the g5. Haven't you missed me?

S: How could I not?

G: Okay. you don't want to throw me a homecoming party.

I get it, but let's have a cocktail, catch up.

S, you're really gonna hurt my feelings,

And you know how I get when my feelings are hurt.

Great. I'll see you tonight.

G: It's so weird seeing you. It's almost like I never left.

Gossip Girls: Spotted in the courtyard--

Serena looking like she has seen a ghost--

The ghost of parties past.