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Oh, my God. Max, you went to college?

That wasn't a judgment. It was just shocking...

kind of like seeing a baby smoke on the Internet.

I love that kid.

Max, a student loan is the worst bill you can ignore.

It can never be expunged.

We're breaking out "expunged" on a weeknight?

You can't run away from this bill.

I can run away from anything.

I'm on my fifth identity.