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What am I gonna do without my bite guard?

My teeth don't know where to go.

Well, maybe they should just backpack for a couple of years,so they figure it out.

Listen, perfect teeth,

this is a nightmare for me.

The technical term for this is "advanced bruxism."

And the technical term for you is overly dramatic."

Yesterday you freaked out 'cause we were out of toilet paper.

Just hold it till you get to work like everybody else.