M: Good morning, world's worst weather girl. I have never seen so much sunshine. You know what that means? Earl wrote Shaft.

C: Max, I know it snowed, you don't have to tell me. I'm surrounded by so much white stuff I'm like Al Pacino in the last scene of Scarface.

M: What are you wearing? You look like a bag of crazy garbage grew arms.

C: It's the Hefty 2011 winter collection. I gave Chestnut my coat. This is the only way to keep the snow off me.

M: Look at poor Chestnut. What is he wearing on his hooves?

C: I cut up my Fendi cashmere leggings. I grabbed them when we raided the town house. I thought ahead for me, but not for him.

M: He is humiliated in those ladies clothes. He looks like J.Edgar Hoover.

C: I've been out here sweeping since 4:00 A.M. But it just keeps coming down.What is your problem, snow? I used to love you!

 

M：早安，全世界最烂的 天气预报员。我这辈子从未见过阳光如此“充足”的一天。你知道这意味着什么吗？《黑街神探》主题曲的确是厄尔写的。

C：麦克斯，我知道下雪了，不用你提醒。被这么多的白色包围，感觉就像阿尔·帕西诺在《疤面煞星》里的最后一幕

M：你穿的是什么呀？看起来像长出俩手臂的疯狂垃圾袋。

C：这是2011年冬季家用品混搭系列。我把大衣给栗宝了。这是唯一让雪不落到我身上的办法

M：看看可怜的栗宝。他蹄子上裹的是什么？

C：我把我名牌山羊绒的袜裤剪了给它穿。上次我们潜入别墅时我顺手抓的。我当时只想着自己，忘了他了。

M: 让他穿女人衣服，他尊严何在啊。他看起来像埃德加·胡佛

C：我凌晨四点就出来扫雪了，但雪一直下，你他妈有病啊，雪花！我以前多爱你啊！