L：So, I quit my job. I just couldn't take it anymore. Approximately 50 times a day, some guy ask me for a lei...

M: Classic.

R: Ted, didn't you tell me they need a new assistant in your office?

T: Yeah. Somebody did just quit. 

T：So, where should we eat today? Oh. Awesome! You brought lunch for everyone?

All:OH...

M: Dude, that is cold-blooded.

T: It was an honest mistake. Look, when somebody opens up a container with an entire chicken in it, it's okay to assume they made lunch for everyone.

R: Ted, that girl didn't quit. You destroyed her.

T: It was a whole chicken. And did I mention she had 12 sides?

B: Oh, now you're gonna bash her figure. Real classy, Ted.

T: So, Lily, what do you say? Do you want the job?

L: What would I be doing?