There's only a few things I really care about in life: my body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls and my porn.

My body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls, my porn.

Body, pad, ride, family, church, boys, girl...

That's her?

That's definitely her!

She's a dime!

This girl's more than a dime.

Oh, my God!

What, are you in love with this girl already?

You should have seen this girl.

Oh, my God!

What's her name?

What's her name?

Why did you say yes to me?

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All right, I have time.

You're cute, I like you.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Listen, do you wanna know the truth?

You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

You like movies?

I don't watch too many movies.

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Everyone knows it's a fake...

I love movies like that, you know?

Yeah, it's great.

... but they watch it like it's real life.

Baby!

What are you doing?

I was just reading emails.

No, you weren't.

She caught me watching porn.

That's it?

Right!

How do you watch that?

How do you watch all the stupid movies you watch?

Movies and porno are different, Jon!

They give awards for movies!

They give awards for porn, too.

So, there's only a few things I really care about in life.

I don't know if I really want a wife and kids.

Look what you did.

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If you wanna lose yourself, you have to lose yourself in another person.

It's two-way thing.

I thought you were different.

Then maybe it's time to try something new.