That was a joke. Haha, fat chance.

　　哈哈，别当真，那根本不可能

　　歌名：Still Alive (J.C. Mix) - remix

　　歌手：Jonathan Coulton

　　Look so neat.

　　Not for us.

　　No fat chance.

　　We're the mountain people.

　　歌名：Mountain People

　　歌手：Super Furry Animals

　　Well, fat chance! The only way I'll ever be happy is by eating a troll. And that ain't gonna happen, thanks to you.

　　不太可能。唯一让我开心的方式就是吃一个精灵.就是因为你，一切都不可能了。

　　yeah, fat chance. After what happened last night? I mean, my mom is just completely freaked out.

　　是啊，怎么可能，昨晚才发生那种事？我妈完全吓坏了。