听美剧学英语:《淘小子看世界》Kid Gloves - 1(在线收听

The following is a list of exciting extracurricular activities offered to you, the student, by your Philadelphia Board of Education. Each student shall select one exciting activity. Vocabulary club.
Too exciting.
Mr. Matthews, please.
It wasn't me, it was Shawn.
Same thing. All right, a debate team, scuba club, upholstery squad.
Scuba club?
Underwater adventure?
I'm in!
Me too!
Well, I, for ** plan to stimulate my intellect, and will therefore choose between the vocabulary club and the debate team.
I would enjoy communion with the creatures of the sea. I choose scuba.
Slap me and wet too and throw me overboard.
Can anyone tell me what the acronym scuba is? Mr. Matthews.
Duba?
Scuba, duba. Mr. Matthews, I have obviously failed you on so many levels. An acronym is a pronounceable formation made by a combination of letters.
I told you.
So now, can anyone tell me what scuba stands for? Come on! Someone take a stab at that. Mr. Hunter, you haven't spoken since the fourth grade, S-C-U-B-A. What does it stand for?
Something's...creepy...under...boat...Andy.
Mr. Matthews was closer with the duba. Very well, take it away, Mr. Minkus.
No.
I beg your pardon?
I don't wanna know everything. I wanna fit in. I, I wanna be one of the normal stupid guys. I'm going with duba!
All right. Mr. Minkus obviously does not know.
Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.
Thank you.
I hate myself.
You are not alone.

Words & Information:

scuba : self-contained underwater breathing apparatus 自携式水中呼吸器;水肺
acronym : An acronym is a word composed of the first letters of the words in a phrase, especially when this is used as a name. 首字母缩略字
take a stab: If you have a stab at something, you try to do it. 【口】试图,尝试
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