人物：莫妮卡，菲比，钱德勒，罗斯，瑞秋

事件：莫妮卡从施薇亚姑姑那里得到了梦寐以求的玩偶屋，邀请菲比来玩。菲比带来了很多与玩偶屋风格不相符的东西，让莫妮卡无法接受。

Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof.

Phoebe: Maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.

Chandler: And is this in case the house sneezes?

Phoebe: No, no, that's the ghost for the attic.

Monica: I don't want a ghost.

Phoebe: Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.

Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.

Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.

Rachel: Hey!

All: Hello.

Rachel: I need to talk to you!

Ross: Sure, what's up?

Rachel: Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler.

Ross: I–I know. Well if something comes up...

Chandler: Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.