人物：老友六人

　　事件：菲比挖苦钱德勒是“绝缘体”，而钱德勒调侃莫妮卡的胸部小。

　　Chandler: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something...repellent... about me?

　　钱德勒：好吧，我是哪里不对？我看起来不够有趣吗？我是有哪里……讨人厌吗？

　　Ross: So, how was the party?

　　罗斯：那么，派对怎么样？

　　Chandler: Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. OK, so what is it?Am I hideously unattractive?

　　钱德勒：哦，差得不能再差了，有个女人就是无视我。好吧，那么，到底是怎么回事？我有那么不讨人喜欢吗？

　　Phoebe: No, you are not, you are very attractive.You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everything.

　　菲比：不，你才不会，你特别可人，你知道吗，我也经历过这种事儿。每当我增加了一点点重量，我就开始质疑一切了。

　　Chandler: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight?

　　钱德勒：哇，哇，你说我变胖了？

　　Phoebe: No, not weight... Y'know, more like insulation.

　　菲比：不，不是重量……你知道，说绝缘体比较恰当。

　　Monica: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you.

　　莫妮卡：钱德勒，我正失业呢，迫切需要点事情做，你要不要运动一下？我可以重塑你。

　　Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.

　　钱德勒：哦，我很想，但那或许会妨碍我那些无所事事的时间。

　　Monica: Please.

　　莫妮卡：拜托啦。

　　Everyone: C'mon. Let her. Yeah.

　　众人：对啦，让她做一下嘛。

　　Chandler: Alright, OK, alright. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home.

　　钱德勒：好吧，好吧，好吧。但我穿上紧身衣后，要是胸部比你大的话，我就不来了。