第277期:这些闷骚又恶意满满的英语段子是谁想出来的(在线收听

   重点词汇

  disappear vi.使…不存在;使…消失
  mosquito n.蚊子
  ego n.自我; 自负;
  连美丽的白云都被腹黑到这种程度,脑洞好大哦!
  1. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.
  有些人就像云,当他们消失的时候,一天都变的那么美好。
  笑人这种事,太高端,还是让我来吧!
  2.life is too short to be serious all the time. So , if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you.
  人生太短,不要总是一脸严肃,态度认真。要学会笑一笑,如果你实在笑不出来怎么办?给我打电话呀!让我来笑你。
  如果你被某人气的牙痒痒,恨不得一巴掌拍过去,教给你一个方法,保证你想扇就扇,扇的爽快!
  3. When you really, really want to slap someone, do it. Just make sure you say "mosquito" when you do.
  如果你真的超级无敌想扇一个人,那就扇吧!不要要确保在扇的时候一定要说“蚊子”。
  如果遇到狂妄且无知的人,用这句话来怼他简直是浑然天成!
  4. If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
  如果我想自杀我就会爬向你高高的自我然后跳进你超低的智商。
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