艾伦脱口秀第286期:关系很密切（打印版）

　　Wow,I should watch,Yeah,you should.Some of the girls get very close,I'll start watching it 哇我真应该看看真的你应该看看有些女孩关系很密切我准备开始看了

　　All right,here's something else I've been doing,I've been playing We Topia 还有另外一件事我们一直在玩We Topia

　　And if you don't know about We Topia,you should,It's a free game on Facebook 如果你不了解你应该去了解下这是Facebook上的免费游戏

　　And instead of earning points,you earn joy 你赢的不是分值而是快乐

　　and you use your joy to make good things happen in the real world 而且你的快乐可以在现实世界中做一些好的事情

　　So listen to this,this is very exciting 听到这些真的很让人兴奋

　　You know how all season long we've been helping Whitney Elementary school in Las Vegas 整季我们都在帮助拉斯维加斯的Whitney小学

　　I found out that they need a food pantry 我发现他们需要餐具

　　So here's what my friends at We Topia are doing,Now when you paly We Topia 我和我朋友做的就是你玩游戏的时候

　　You can help build a food Pantry for Whitney elementary school 你可以给Whitney小学挣些餐具

　　That will feed 300 kids every night for almost two years 可供300个孩子每晚使用大概用两年

　　How cool is that?just for playing a game 很酷吧只玩玩游戏而已

　　So,amazing.So if you're already playing We Topia,thank you so much 非常棒如果你已经在玩We Topia了非常感谢

　　And if you are not,please go to our facebook page and start playing We Topia 如果还没玩请登陆我们的Facebook网站开始玩吧

　　It's a fun,free game,and it helps people,so you can't say no to that 游戏很好玩免费而且能帮助别人这都是你所不能拒绝的

　　Don't do it right now though,because when we come back 但不是现在去玩因为等会儿来的是

　　The hilarious Kevin Nealon is gonna show us what happened 非常有趣的Kevin Nealon告诉我们发生了什么

　　He took a class on The Art of Seduction,and we'll show you that,we'll be right back 他上了一节叫做“诱惑的艺术”的课程一会儿看一下马上回来