Behind every cute girl on Instagram is a guy like me...and a brick wall. 每个 Instagram 正妹背后都是一个像我这样的男人...还有一面砖墙。

My name's Trey—I'm an Instagram husband.  我的名字是 Trey－－我是一个 Instagram 老公。

I've had to delete to all of the apps off my phone just to make more room for more photos. 我曾得把手机上所有应用程式删掉，只为了空出更多容量来放更多照片。

Hi, I'm Nate, and I'm an Instagram husband. I love my life so much...! 嗨，我是 Nate，我是一个 Instagram 老公。我好爱我的生活啊...!

My job in pictures is to make her look good. 我在相片里的工作就是让她看起来漂亮。

I want you to just take a picture like...like, higher.  我想要你就拍张照片...高一点。

No, higher. Higher. Higher! Babe! Higher! 不对，高一点。再高。再高!宝贝!再高点!

I'm basically a human selfie stick. Go...  我基本上就是个人肉自拍棒。走... 

Last year for Christmas, I actually got her a selfie stick, and then she got mad at me  去年圣诞节，我真的买一支自拍棒给她，然后她就对我发火，

because she thought I was just trying to get out of taking photos.  因为她觉得我只是想要躲掉拍照的工作。

Of course I'm trying to get out of taking your... photo! 我当然是在试着逃避帮你拍那些该死的照片啊!

What are you doing in here? Taking a picture of all your stuff? 你在这干嘛？帮你全部的东西拍照？

Yeah, this is a good moment. I support that! Oh, wait! Just a second. 嗯，这是个美好时刻。我支持!噢，等等!一下下就好。

I should probably comment on this.  我最好在这上面留言一下。

It helps me out if I'm the first one to comment. Cuuuuuuute! 抢头香留言会帮我省掉麻烦。好口口口口爱!

It's...become a pretty big problem. Umm...we take so long to get anywhere,  这已经...变成一个满大的问题了。唉······我们到哪都要花很多时间，

because we're taking pictures of our feet. 因为我们在拍我们的脚。

Oh! Shoe pic, shoe pic! No, this one's better. No, no! Stop, stop! Move your foot.  噢!照鞋子、照鞋子!不对，这张比较好。不、不!停、停下来!脚移一下。

Okay, can we hold hands? One more, one more. I like this leaf right here. 好，我们可以牵手吗？再一张、再一张。我喜欢这里这片树叶。

Yeah, we used to eat our food...  对啊，我们以前都会好好吃东西······

And now we just take pictures of it.  现在我们只是帮食物拍照。

No! You can't do that! I haven't taken a shot of that yet! God! 不!你不可以那样!我还没帮那拍照耶!天啊!

We have to show everybody how much we enjoy our lives together. 我们得给大家看看我们有多享受我们的生活啊。

Yeah, it's really enjoyable. 对啊，真的很享受。

If you or someone you know is an Instagram husband, help is out there.  如果你或你认识的人是个 Instagram 老公，协助就在那。

Go to instagramhusband.com and see how millions of men just like you have found hope. 到 instagramhusband.com，看看数百万个和你一样的男人如何找到希望。

I'm an Instagram husband. 我是一个 Instagram 老公。

I'm an Instagram husband. 我是一个 Instagram 老公。

I am an Instagram husband. 我是一个 Instagram 老公。

I'm an Instagram husband. 我是一个 Instagram 老公。

Babe! 宝贝!

Find help today at instagramhusband.com. 今天就到 instagramhusband.com 寻求协助。