I have a wonderful family, 我有个幸福的家庭

a beautiful home. 美丽的家

There's nothing that I would change. 简直没有我想改变的地方

I hate the dog butler. 我恨死那个狗管家了

I keep forgetting it's there. And every time it happens, 我总忘记它的存在  每次迎面撞上

it scares me all over again. 都把我吓得半死

Sometimes, at night, 有时候深更半夜的

I think it's the devil. 我觉得那就是魔鬼

El diablo. 鬼呀

Barkley? He's hilarious. 巴克利  他超好笑的

I was in Vegas last month and I was winning. 我上个月去维加斯  赢了不少钱

And I thought, I could do the usual, 然后我就想  我可以像往常那样

be a chump, give the money back to the casino, 当个笨蛋  再把钱吐回给赌场

or I could do something smart 或者我可以做点明智的事

and buy something for myself at the casino store. 在赌场商店为我自己买点东西

He's already a family favorite. 他已经是全家人的最爱了

Rub his chin, a little under there. He likes that. 抚摸他的下巴  再往下一点  他喜欢那样

There you go. Beautiful. There you go. 好了  超帅的  太上镜了

He's a dog and a butler. I mean, who couldn't love him? 他是条狗  也是个管家  谁会不爱他