《摩登家庭》第1季第18集第5期:摆好龙门阵（打印版）

Can we just go somewhere, like, more simple? 我们能不能去个比较简单点的地方

Oh, uh, yes. Yes, of course. 噢好的当然了

We can- What were- What did you have in mind? 我们可以...你想去哪里啊

I don't know. 我不知道

How 'bout a little Latin place that I always used to go? 去我以前常去的一个拉丁小餐馆怎么样

- That sounds fantastic. - Okay. -听上去很棒 -好吧

I would love to see how your people eat. 我很想看看你们那种人的饮食文化

"Your people"? "你们那种人"

What is wrong with me? 我是哪根筋搭错了啊

Okay. It's egg-crackin' time. 听好现在是打鸡蛋时间了

Now, I find the key to cracking an egg properly- 来妈来传授你一个打鸡蛋的窍门

Mom, I'm not a child. I can do it. 妈我不是孩子了我会的

- Okay. - Okay. -好吧 -好吧

Okay. 好吧

My mom's not dumb. 我妈可不傻

You can't just ask her to do something for you. 你不能直接开口让她帮你做事

You have to very carefully put the cheese in the trap. 你一定要摆好龙门阵坐等她上钩

Oh. Oops. I got a little shell in the bowl. 糟糕我弄了一点蛋壳进碗里了

When that happens, I find that I like to... 发生那种事的是时候我觉得我会...

- Do not do that. - I got it. It's okay. -别那样做 -我抓到了没事

- Oh, that's- that's really gross. - Okay. I'm gonna- I'll do this. -好恶心啊 -好吧放着我来吧

You just mop up. 你擦擦手走人吧

And snap. 成功

Is it bad that I feel sorry for her? 我为她感到悲哀是不是不该啊