《摩登家庭》第1季第18集第8期:遇上黄鼠狼（打印版）

All it took was a little bit of focus and, uh- 只需要一点专注就做到了

This thing is really loose. 这玩意儿真松了

I'm gonna go grab a screwdriver. But you run with this. 我去拿把螺丝起子你继续弄这个

On your mark, get set, Van Gogh. 各就各位预备开始小梵高

Hey, Dad. He kind of looks like Uncle Mitchell, 嘿爸他长得有点像米奇尔舅舅

if Uncle Mitchell were insane. 如果米奇尔舅舅是疯子的话

I got sprayed by a skunk! 我被黄鼠狼的臭液喷到了

Oh, you stink! 你臭死了

And not just at astronomy! Blammo! 不仅是在天文学方面很"臭" 攻击成功

What is happening? 是怎么回事啊

I love this place. 我爱这地方

I was a little bit worried because it's not exactly- 我有点担心因为这并不是...

I... love... this place. 我爱这地方

I... was... nervous. 我很紧张

I mean, there was a lot of different food on the menu, 我是说菜单上有很多不同的食物

and on the floor, and on the wall. 地上也有墙上也有

Are we sure we're not exaggerating just a little bit? 你确定你的话没有任何一点夸张吗

Were you there, Mitchell? 你当时在现场吗米奇

Because I think I would have recognized 如果你在我肯定能认得出当场

the only other white or gay person. 除我之外的唯一一个白人或同志

I'd already offended Gloria once. 我已经冒犯过歌洛莉亚一次了

Not gonna do it again. 不能再有第二次了