《摩登家庭》第1季第19集第2期:我很搞笑（打印版）

Well, in spite of you calling it a toy, 你将之称作"玩具"是大不敬

this is shaping up to top the best birthday I ever had. 但明天貌似会超过我曾过得最开心的一个生日

Oh, thank God we don't have to hear that stupid story 感谢上帝再不用听那故事

- about that place... - It was called the Fun Zone. -什么地方来着 -在欢乐地带球场

I was 11. 那年我11岁

I hit 10 straight fastballs in the batting cage. 连续击中10个直线快球

Then my best friend Jeff Sweeney stepped in 然后我的铁哥们杰夫·斯威尼冒出来

and took one in the groin. 被我正中胯下

I yelled out "Ball two!" 我喊道又中两"球"

Everybody laughed. 所有人爆笑

That was when I knew I was funny. 那时我就知道我很搞笑

Good night. 晚安

B-E-L-I-E-V-E. Believe. B-E-L-I-E-V-E 相信

Are you sure there's not an "E-I" In the middle? 中间不是E-I吗你确定吗

- No. It's "I-E." - Good, papi! - 不是I-E -好样滴宝贝

If I can't fool you, then your teachers can't fool you either. 我绕不晕你你老师也别想成功

I don't think they're trying to fool me. 老师没必要绕晕我吧

Wait until you see what I got Phil for his birthday. 猜猜我给菲尔买了什么生日礼物

I found it on the SkyMall catalog. 天维购物淘到的

Ay. It's not one of those talking alarm clocks? 啧啧不是那种会说话的闹钟吧

"It's 6:05. It's 6:25. Wake up. Wake up." "6:05啦 6:25啦醒醒啦醒醒啦"

Even better. A rosewood chess set. 比那个棒多了一套紫檀木棋

As matter of fact, before I wrap this thing, 话说不如我等会再包装

what say we take it for a spin? 我们先来一局怎么样