《摩登家庭》第1季第19集第12期:被柔术打倒（打印版）

Okay, Mitchell, I'm gonna teach you 米奇尔我就教你几招

a couple of basic Brazilian jiu-jitsu moves. 基本的巴西柔术吧

Now, just attack me. 现在来打我

I'm sorry- What? 什么

Take any deep-seated anger you may have, 释放你内心的怨恨

get a running start and come at me. 冲过来打我吧

Dad, I don't have any deep-seated anger. 老爸我没记恨过你啊

Remember that Halloween when 记得那次万圣节

I wouldn't let you go as Olivia Newton-John? 我不让你扮奥利维亚·纽顿-约翰吗

You see what I did? I used your momentum against you. 懂了吧借力打力

I learned this choke from the Gracie brothers. 格雷西柔术创始人教我的

It's called the lion killer- mata lella. 这招叫"伏狮锁"

- Okay. - Now try to get out. Try to get out. -懂 -试试挣脱挣一下

- See? - I can't. -难不 -挣不开

Yeah, all right. Now- 挣不开就对了

- Passing out... - See, the beauty of this is, -我要晕了 -这招就厉害在

you don't have to make the first move. 你不用贸然攻击

You know, chances are your opponent's gonna be overconfident. 对手可能会轻敌嘛

He's gonna think you don't know anything. 以为你是个菜鸟

Basically, he's being suckered into thinking- 反而被骗就显得很二

Manny. Manny, that little bastard, he hustled me. 曼尼曼尼这小子耍我

Oh, crap. 糟

Ah, crap. Mitchell! 糟了米奇尔

Oh, crap. All right. Come on. Breathe. 得吸气加油

Attaboy. You all right? Coming around. 好小子快醒来

- Why am I on the floor?- Come on, Mitchell. -我怎么趴地上了 -醒过来米奇尔