《摩登家庭》第1季第19集第18期:我是个好老婆（打印版）

Yeah, just leave my birthday present on the floor. 成啊把我的礼物扔地上吧

That's my girl. She had me. 好老婆她已经赢定了

There was no way I could win. I knew it. 我没戏了我知道的

I'm just glad she didn't know it yet. 幸好她不知道

Two moves, and then- 只需两步就能杀他个...

I'm a very good chess player. 我可是个下棋高手

But I'm a better wife. 但我更是个好老婆

- Hey, did you get it? - No. -买到了吗 -没有

- How's your dad? - Acting weird... er. -爸爸怎么样 -古怪更古怪了

- Hey, wife. - Honey, hi. -老婆 -亲爱

- Um, listen... - Mom. -是这样 -妈妈

Yeah, Luke, hang on one second. 卢克等会再说

Honey, it's okay. I don't feel things anymore. 老婆没关系啦我已经没感觉了

- But, sweetie, I want you to feel... - Mom! -可我想让你... -妈妈

Luke, I'll be with you in just a second. Where are you going? 卢克我一会就来你上哪去

Just heading out to the yard to get a shovel for my cake. 去院子里拿铲子清理我的蛋糕

- Mom. - Luke, what do you want? -老妈 -卢克你要干嘛

I went on Dad's computer, 我上了老爸的电脑

contacted some of his geek friends, 联系了他的宅男网友们

told them that he was dying 说老爸快死了

and his last wish was an iPad. 有个iPad才能瞑目

Luke, what have I told you about- 卢克我怎么教你的

One of them felt so bad, they brought over an extra. 有个人很同情就送来台多余的

Oh, my God. You got it. You beautiful little liar! 上帝啊你拿到了你这个乖仔撒谎精