Duly noted. 懂了

- All right. - Your Los Angeles Lakers! -好  -湖人队入场

- What's wrong? - That broken step. -怎么了  -楼梯坏了

It's gonna ruin our whole family portrait. 全家福会因此被毁的

Okay, here's my idea. I'm really excited about it. 我是这样想的  我兴奋得不得了

The whole extended family, all dressed in white, 全家人都穿白色

in a single-file line down the staircase. 一字从上到下排开

Oh, like a line on the highway. 就像高速公路的汽车

No. 不是

Or, uh, a ski jump. 那跳台滑雪

No. 也不是

Why- Why would I want a ski jump? 我搞跳台滑雪干嘛

I don't know. 不知道

My idea was to have the whole family in a giant bed, 我是想一家人在一张大床上

like in Willy Wonka. 就像威利·旺卡一样

Yeah, but that's ridiculous. 那简直太"可笑"了

"Ridiculicious." 应该是"可口"

I don't see anything. 我什么都没看到

So I'm crazy? 所以是我疯了吗

No. You're... not. 不  你  没有

Your father was supposed to fix that step. 你爸早该把这个楼梯修好的

Mom, you're obsessing over the tiniest little thing- 妈  你对这些小细节太挑剔了

So you do see it, yeah. 这么说你也看到了