第748期:我爱上学-开学第一天爆出的神级英文笑话(在线收听

最近,对于不少同学来说,暑假已经彻底结束,只因为三个字:开学了!无论你有多么不情不愿,瑟瑟发抖,又或是斗志昂扬,都得老老实实背着书包去上学。暑假结束的前兆之一就是通宵达旦补暑假作业,不知道即将要报道的你,有没有将暑假作业完成呢。今天我们来听一些关于开学季笑话,相信一定会让你感同身受,会心一笑哦。

Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher. Check it out!

愚蠢,滑稽的学校笑话可以打破学校里新朋友之间的僵局,在等校车的时候让尴尬的时刻变得轻松起来,肯定能赢得很多老师的心。过来看!

Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?

Andrew: I ate it.

Teacher: Why?!

Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!

老师:安德鲁,你的作业在哪里?

安德鲁:我吃了。

老师:为什么?!

安德鲁:你说是小菜一碟!

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

约翰尼:老师,你会因为我没有做的事惩罚我吗?

老师:当然不是。

约翰尼:很好,因为我没有做作业。

Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?

Joe: Because I don't have a dog.

老师:乔,你为什么吃作业?

乔:因为我没有狗。

Teacher: Why are you late for class, Peter?

Peter: Because of the sign on the road.

Teacher: What sign, Peter?

Peter: School Ahead. Go slow!

老师:彼得,你为什么上课迟到?

彼得:因为路上的标志?

老师:什么标志,彼得?

彼得:前方学校,请慢行!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?

A: Because it had so many problems..

问:开学的时候,为什么这本数学书看起来那么悲伤?

答:因为它有很多问题。

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the first day of school?

A: She heard her new students were bright.

问:老师为什么要戴墨镜上学?

答:她听说她的新学生很聪明。

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?

Kate: Why?

Nate: Because there was no history to study!

奈特:为什么穴居人更容易上学?

凯特:为什么?

内特:因为没有历史可学!

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