老友记精校版第1季 第132期:钱德之母(6)（在线收听）

It's the Italian HandLicker, isn't it?

是因为那个意大利舔手男，对吧？

Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.

不，是他舔的那个人。

Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.

她应该和你在一起的。

Ross: You're good.

你真厉害。

Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?

哦，Ross，我卖出上亿本的书，你知道为什么吗？

Ross: The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?

因为封面上露两点的辣妹？

Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with.

不，因为我知道怎样去描写那些女人们钟情的男人。

Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo.

相信我，Paolo完全没有卖点。没人愿意翻325页看Paolo的故事，

Come on. The guy's a secondary character. He's just a, you know, a complication you eventually kill off.

嘿，他就是个男二。他就是，是个出来搅局最后又消失的。

Ross: When?

什么时候消失？

Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. You know who our hero is?

他不是主角。知道我们的男主是谁吗？

Ross: The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?

封面上露两点的猛男？

Mrs. Bing: No, it's you.

不，是你啊。

Mrs. Bing: No, really. Come on. You're smart. You're sexy.

不，说真的，你看，你既聪明又性感。

Ross: Right.

好吧。

Mrs. Bing: Yes, you are. The fact that you don't think you are makes you sexier.

是，你是的。事实上你不认为自己性感这一点更迷人。

Come on, kiddo. You're gonna be fine, believe me.Ahoh

好啦，小盆友，你会没事的，相信我。哦。

Joey: Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street.

呃，我到街上尿就好了。

Ross: Hey, is Chandler here?

嘿，Chandler在吗？

Joey: Yeah.