看老友记学英语 魔术太low,一眼就看穿了（在线收听）

Okay, pick a card, any card. All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?

好，随便选一张。好，记住，给大家看，好了吗?

All right, give it back to me. 5 of hearts.

好，还给我，红心5。

Real magic does exist.

这真是太神奇了

Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?

乔伊，你怎么变出来的?

I can't tell you that, no.

天机不可泄漏

Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.

天花板上有人叫门了

Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.

我们楼上的芳邻吵得要命

He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.

他把地毯拆掉，现在简直是鸡犬声相闻

Why don't you go up there and ask him to 'step lightly, please?'

干脆请他“轻声漫步”好了

I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.

我试过五次了，但那家伙魅力无穷。我上去大呼小叫，最后还跟他赔不是。

Ooh, that is silly. I'll go up there, I'll tell him to keep it down.

太荒谬了，我上去叫他小声点

All right, be my guest.

好，请便

Good luck.

祝你好运

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I'll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye.

好……如果你们想知道我是怎么变的，我就告诉你们。你把牌还给我的时候趁你们不注意…我很快看一眼，肉眼是看不到的。

I just did it. I just did it, again. Here, I'll slow it down so that you guys can see it.

我刚才办到了，又来一次。来，我放慢动作，让你们看，好了没?

Oh, I got it.

我懂了