读者文摘:一则笑话（在线收听）

A friend paid my mother a visit. Later, I spoke with Mom.

一位朋友拜访了我母亲。后来，我和母亲聊天。

"I was very nervous," she said. "Why?" I asked.

她说：“我当时很紧张。”我问为什么。

"Because he's a captain in the Air Force."

“因为他是一名空军上尉。”

"Mother, as you know, I, too, am a captain in the Air Force." "Yes," she said.

“妈妈，你知道，我也是空军上尉。”“我知道，”她说。

"And you also make me nervous when you visit."

“你来的时候也让我很紧张。”

In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call.

在圣地亚哥与军事语言学家一起工作时，我和同事住进了一家酒店，并预订了早上5点的叫醒服务。

The next morning, the phone didn't ring until 5:30.

第二天早上，电话直到五点半才响。

"You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!"

“你应该在早上5点给我们打电话！”

I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line.

我警告了电话另一端的接待员。

"What if I had to close a million-dollar contract this morning?

“如果今天早上我必须签下一份百万美元的合同呢？”

Your oversight would have cost me the deal!"

你的疏忽会使我失去这笔交易！”

"Sir," he said calmly, "if you had to close that type of deal, I doubt you'd be staying in this type of hotel."

“先生，”他平静地说，“如果你要完成那种交易，你不会住在这种类型的酒店里。”