趣味英语第182期:怎么能成为潮人（在线收听）

Magdakeba Stefan says:

马格达克巴·斯特凡问道：

"How can I be a hipster?"

“我怎么能成为潮人？”

Oh god, why do you wanna be a hipster?

哦天哪，你为什么想成为潮人？

I'm pre-historic... I'm not sure what a hipster is.

我是“史前人类”，我不清楚什么是潮人。

Wear different clothes.

穿不同的衣服。

Go to Urban Outfitters. Find every little buttoned shirt, find every little pair of jeans you can find, add it in your cart, check out, boom.

去Urban Outfitters商店。找到所有你能找到的纽扣衬衫和牛仔裤，把它们加入购物车，然后结账，搞定。

Fedoras, drink tea, glasses. There you go. And just complain about all the mainstream stuff.

戴软呢帽，喝热茶，再搭配一副眼镜。这样就可以了。还要吐槽所有主流的东西。

Get nerd glasses. (chuckles) Get a beanie. Wear a beanie.

戴书呆子眼镜。（吃吃的笑）找一顶无檐小便帽来戴上。

All you have to do is drink some espresso and start wearing cool glasses. And a moustache if you can get one.

你要做的就是喝浓咖啡，开始戴那种酷酷的眼镜。如果可以的话，蓄起小胡子。

Have a very laid back almost semi-stoned attitude, like you're just cooler than everybody else.

呈现出接近于半晕的懒散状态，就好像你比其他人都要酷一样。

Oh, please, don't be a hipster. Be yourself.

哦，拜托，不要做潮人。做你自己。

Be yourself because yourself is gonna be hipster enough.

做你自己，因为这样就可以算得上是潮人了。

You can't be a hipster if you think you're a hipster. You're only a hipster if you don't know that you're hipster.

如果你认为自己是潮人，那你就成为不了潮人。只有在你不知道自己是潮人的情况下，你才是真正的潮人。

Don't try to be a hipster and you will be a hipster. I think that's how it works.

不要试图成为潮人，你才能成为潮人。我认为事情就是这样的。