I don't know her A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, " I don't ev...
Millionaire CEO:"My wife made a millionaire out of me." Assistant:"What were you before?" CEO:" A multimillionaire." 百万富翁 主管人：我妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。 助手： 以前你...
Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "well,sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something...
Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. "How was your first day?" I asked. "It was great, Dad," he re...
